Ruthless Giraffe

19 year old British film student with a strange view of the world. This is a multi-fandom blog, or at least that's what I'm terming it. A place for everyone who can excuse my extreme enthusiasm about everything that exists. Sometimes I post my own art, so I'm sorry about that.

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via wsswatson)

lollipvps:

But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

(via asongforredemption)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(via gallifreyan-wanderlust)

thewerebunny:

drunkoffbutterbeer:

I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr

Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter

Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself

Did you recognize the master before the doctor did

Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?

No?

Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character 

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(Source: claroswinoswald, via of-redandblue)

pfdiva:

crazycatshipper:

sassking-trevor:

Bob and the deli guy.

#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on

^^^ Bolded because that’s so important to me. You don’t have to be mean to be funny. I REPEAT, you don’t have to be mean to be funny.

(Also it’s cute to see Bob’s priority being his skills as a cook rather than his sexuality. Confirmation of sexuality needs to stop being at the top of the list for people)

"I’m married, but even if I wasn’t—who am I kidding, you’re out of my league."  *laughs forever*

(Source: radiophile, via newtalby)